[乌搞] CCTV进行曲

自觉的梦游人

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PuiLZHxYr78

请版主把视频挂上，鬼节过去了，吓人的事还是要继续做的。

心中有刀

这个真的是中国神曲，太恐怖了！

猪头猪智慧

版主无能为力，有图壁在麻辣隔壁

猪头猪智慧

猪头猪智慧

传说中的跳大神，今天终于听到了。

老西安

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自觉的梦游人

谢谢猪大哥，灰常怀疑这个巫婆第二遍嘶叫的会和第一遍一样的，以此类推，嘶叫一遍，就出一个新吓人版。Youtube说听一万遍都学不会，那是必然的嘛，巫婆每遍都不一样，学到死也学不会。再说了，人要善，学会了吓死人，实在是罪过、罪过。

水笺

吃错药的人再唱歌，大概就是这个样子。

自觉的梦游人

Youtobe上的跟贴评论：

zhoma982
6 hours ago 妈妈的，怎么越听越好听呢?

zhoma982 6 hours ago VersionXp
6 hours ago 埃……楼上的同志们所发表的实在是令人不笑道抽筋都不罢休啊……­

VersionXp 6 hours ago slovew08
9 hours ago 喜欢这种轻快俏皮的风格！民族的才是世界的！！！

slovew08 9 hours ago Scottszb1987
16 hours ago 特别讨厌爆发时的那个鼻音

Scottszb1987 16 hours ago dliu84
20 hours ago 刚从头到尾仔细听了一遍，现在心慌的不行~，可能是心率不齐了，­下网喝口水，歇会去

dliu84 20 hours ago dliu84
20 hours ago 看那表情，淫荡中带着轻浮，轻浮中带着不屑，不屑中带着好奇，好­奇中带着恐惧，恐惧中羞赧，羞赧中带着炫耀，炫耀中带着矜持，矜­持中带着淫荡，淫荡中带着轻浮，，，，，，，，，，，，，，，

dliu84 20 hours ago 68yzhang
20 hours ago 靠,以为别人整不懂就可以自己标榜为艺术了.特别是最后跟在吼一­样,哪儿叫唱啊? 还什么京剧唱法,不会就不要装.

68yzhang 20 hours ago kurtzheng
3 days ago 3  很不自量力地模仿了一下。。。

很负责地告诉你，学会唱不是问题，会唱之后还能保持神志清楚才是­关键

俺先去吃药了，你们继续

kurtzheng 3 days ago 3  bboyever
4 days ago What are the lyrics? In english pls.

bboyever 4 days ago EatATable
3 days ago @bboyever

There is no lyrics.

EatATable 3 days ago wc11308000
9 hours ago @bboyever

It`s not Chinese,nobady can understand, just for ~~~ So funny

wc11308000 9 hours ago feicuitadie
6 days ago 哥震精了

feicuitadie 6 days ago hyouhaku
6 days ago amazing

1st time was like, wtf

then I can't stop myself from listening it again and again...

hyouhaku 6 days ago jefficy1
5 days ago @hyouhaku  hahahahahaha sha bi

jefficy1 5 days ago hyouhaku
5 days ago @jefficy1 excuse me?

hyouhaku 5 days ago fffyyymark
6 days ago 哥震撼了 哥战栗了 这才是神曲啊...

fffyyymark 6 days ago gogojesse
1 week ago 支持龚琳娜  很好的歌唱家

gogojesse 1 week ago gogojesse
1 week ago 支持龚琳娜 很好的歌唱家

gogojesse 1 week ago Banmuyuan2002
1 week ago 还是喜欢她唱的血色浪漫里的走西口

Banmuyuan2002 1 week ago bluetears90
1 week ago 既然很投入叻~~~真的太考技巧了~~~~

bluetears90 1 week ago EriCieLife
1 week ago 从前有个传说，听完一万遍的童鞋可以升仙。。。

EriCieLife 1 week ago srv1985
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srv1985 1 week ago srv1985
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srv1985 1 week ago ggbbn
1 week ago That's the real art rather some kinda pop songs.

ggbbn 1 week ago luhan1987
1 week ago 我觉得挺好的啊，难度挺高的

luhan1987 1 week ago danielk902
1 week ago 3  啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哦 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哦诶 啊鸡低啊鸡动啊鸡打了地个洞 啊鸡低啊鸡打个洞 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哦 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哦诶 啊鸡低啊鸡动啊鸡打个地个洞 啊鸡低啊鸡打了地个洞 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊阿姨压抑哟阿姨压抑哟 啊擦几个蛋这个蛋这个蛋这个蛋个鸡个蛋这个蛋找个洞 蛋几个蛋这个蛋这个蛋这个蛋个鸡个 蛋这个蛋找个洞 阿姨压抑哦 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哦 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哦诶 啊鸡低啊鸡动啊鸡打个地个洞 啊鸡地啊鸡打个洞 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哦 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哦诶 啊鸡低啊鸡动啊鸡打个地个洞 啊鸡低啊鸡打个洞 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊阿姨压抑哟阿姨压抑哟 啊擦几个蛋这个蛋这个蛋这个蛋个鸡个 蛋这个蛋找个洞 蛋几个蛋这个蛋这个蛋这个蛋个鸡个 蛋这个蛋找个洞 阿姨压抑哟 阿姨压抑阿姨压抑阿姨压抑阿姨 啊擦几个蛋这个蛋这个蛋这个蛋个鸡个 蛋这个蛋找个洞 蛋几个蛋这个蛋这个蛋这个蛋个鸡个 蛋这个蛋找个洞 阿姨压抑哟 大衣泳衣大姨脱衣大衣泳衣大姨脱衣 大姨二用 大衣泳衣大姨脱衣大衣泳衣大姨脱衣 大衣泳衣大姨快来咯 大衣用力大姨脱类（后面为鸟语，可理解为肠胃运动）^ 大姨大一捅

danielk902 1 week ago 3  lawnceang
1 week ago 4  这首歌是技巧歌，很考技巧，因为都是用「吐气」音发音！如D,Y­,A,E.唱这些字时是会有大量的气发出来的，然而不掌握好运气­方式是唱不了的。而且记起歌词真的一点也不简单，而且DGD这样­的把音快速连起来需要用一段时间来锻炼，真的是台上1分钟，台下­十年功。很喜欢，觉得很荣幸可以听到，谢谢上载！

lawnceang 1 week ago 4  crazyting100
1 week ago 2  这种高级的艺术 你们不会欣赏 就别批评 因为你们不会

crazyting100 1 week ago 2  sari19631010
1 week ago 2  听第一遍笑翻了。。。又来听。。。再听几遍之后居然一直点播放。­。。。这歌太邪门了。。。

sari19631010 1 week ago 2  NulShell
1 week ago 4  我怎么觉得这首歌听起来像是一位神婆在念咒语。

NulShell 1 week ago 4  MsJelly321
1 week ago Comment removed louis18th
1 week ago @MsJelly321 恕我孤陋寡闻，虽然她用不同的演绎方式~但是歌词的带个刀有意思­的吗？

louis18th 1 week ago Daliwan100
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这应该是从京剧的鼓点，唱腔，身段和脸谱上抽象夸张出来的，挺有­意思的。

Daliwan100 1 week ago Daliwan100
1 week ago 这应该是从京剧的鼓点，唱腔，身段和脸谱上抽象夸张出来的，挺有­意思的。

Daliwan100 1 week ago GaryNjl
1 week ago This is Improvisation, EASTERN STYLE!

GaryNjl 1 week ago KentLynette
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this is nothing but a crazy bitch trying to sing~

KentLynette 2 weeks ago peterofquter
2 weeks ago 不就是嘿咻时发出的哼唧声和动作描述嘛？当然每次都不一样了。

peterofquter 2 weeks ago MrSilverlabel
2 weeks ago Brilliant performance which transcends language ! Bravo ~

MrSilverlabel 2 weeks ago leonleeway2009
2 weeks ago 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 BreakMask的评述太经典啦 哈哈哈哈哈

leonleeway2009 2 weeks ago lovesure
2 weeks ago 她能唱兩遍一樣的再來跟我說!

lovesure 2 weeks ago dzgg001
2 weeks ago 14  @lovesure 去搜吧 每次都一样 这歌是有词儿的

dzgg001 2 weeks ago 14  blekblek90
1 week ago @lovesure 她是龚琳娜。。。。。 我听了她的 mp3 版本，是一样的。。。。

blekblek90 1 week ago cctvmsn
3 days ago 其实她是在诉说城管的故事

cctvmsn 3 days ago cctvmsn
3 days ago @lovesure 她在诉说城管的故事

cctvmsn 3 days ago 1rturnip
2 weeks ago .......Wut?



1rturnip 2 weeks ago 1rturnip
2 weeks ago Comment removed Ragnaer
2 weeks ago Awesome ! :-)

Ragnaer 2 weeks ago Phlash7
2 weeks ago 2  hahahahah anyone got lyrics

Phlash7 2 weeks ago 2  jono431
2 weeks ago @henrywong63 who on earth would she be copying lol

jono431 2 weeks ago s1010271
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好好聽xD

表情+動作+歌詞(其實只是音-3-) 讚-V-

嗯嗯嗯嗯喔..... 嗯嗯嗯嗯喔eh....

我殺基我殺鵝我殺打加地加左......

我殺基我殺打加朵......

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯呀呀呀呀 哎呀唷 哎呀唷......

呀sa大個仔大個仔大個仔

大個大個大個仔大個仔大個左......

大大個底大個底大個底 大個大個大個仔大個朵哎呀唷......


s1010271 2 weeks ago s1010271
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2 weeks ago Comment removed wkc821
2 weeks ago 2  我愛你啊女神, 太棒了, 情不自禁~不能自拔~

雙手十合, 跪拜

千歲千歲千千歲

wkc821 2 weeks ago 2  gangjig
2 weeks ago Actually it's pretty awesome. Her acting is also kind of cool.

gangjig 2 weeks ago henrywong63
2 weeks ago Mainland chinese only know how to be a copy cat nothing more than that. Music need creation, inspiration but NOT copy cat. For God sake, please stop copying!

henrywong63 2 weeks ago windsorus
2 weeks ago @henrywong63 copying? Prove?

windsorus 2 weeks ago bbly096
4 days ago @henrywong63 Um.....it was written by this lady's GERMAN husband. GERMAN GERMAN GERMAN !!!!!!!So you're saying that Germans are copycats and they have no creation nor inspiration huh. I see...

bbly096 4 days ago westwaterhk
2 weeks ago 高傲的我謙卑的前來膜拜神曲

祖國輩有人才出呀

下次著名聲樂歌唱家龔琳娜老師再來香港演出一定要親自觀賞+跪拜­

westwaterhk 2 weeks ago ye517094481
2 weeks ago 带个带 带个带 带个带 带个刀 ！ LOL

ye517094481 2 weeks ago zbajie
2 weeks ago 好歌啊，不过别到大街上唱

zbajie 2 weeks ago mokbudda
2 weeks ago 人 與 樂器 合一, 值得一聽 ...令人 驚訝 讚嘆 共鳴, 音域 極之廣闊 , 嘹亮

mokbudda 2 weeks ago marksun18
2 weeks ago 我可耻地听上瘾了，做梦都在哼这个曲调

marksun18 2 weeks ago dasanxi
2 weeks ago 2  人类的一大步，家禽的一小步！

dasanxi 2 weeks ago 2  BreakMask
2 weeks ago 73  这首歌听第一遍，觉得很诡异，乱嚎，根本不算音乐，看阿姨的动作­表情觉得很害怕；听第二遍，觉得好像有点调了，节奏感也十足，阿­姨也不那么吓人了；听第三遍，我开始轻微的摇头晃脑了，眼睛不忍­离开阿姨充满激情的脸；听第四遍，我开始手舞足蹈起来，嘴里开始­咿呀起来，旁边的同学已经开始斜眼看我了；听第五遍，我已经觉得­这首歌很好听，可以理解阿姨的表演了，嘴里不停的“带个带带个带­带个刀”同学已经受不了我，都围过来想要扁我了；听第六遍，我已­经忘乎所以，谁不让我唱，我就和谁拼命！听第七遍，第八遍，第九­遍……我后大半辈子就依靠这神曲活着了！！！！

BreakMask 2 weeks ago 73  jackyyu82
2 weeks ago 4  @BreakMask 真的,我今日睇報紙講才知有這首歌聽第一次好笑,第二次我開始留­意佢表情,第三次留意的節奏,之後我無辦法唔愛上這首歌,我一定­要cut下來做電話鈴聲

jackyyu82 2 weeks ago 4  uniupload
2 weeks ago @jackyyu82 苹果有讲, 哈哈.

uniupload 2 weeks ago dannicramp
1 week ago 你的注解太好笑了

dannicramp 1 week ago JayZhou1990
1 week ago @BreakMask 恭喜你已经被洗脑了，原理请参考李大师的《转法轮》 - -b

JayZhou1990 1 week ago drycombination
2 weeks ago 好像这首歌表达的是一只被追捕的小鹿逃跑的情景，觉得很好

drycombination 2 weeks ago diuleelomei
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啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哦 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哦诶 啊鸡低啊鸡动啊鸡打了地个洞 啊鸡低啊鸡打个洞 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哦 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哦诶 啊鸡低啊鸡动啊鸡打个地个洞 啊鸡低啊鸡打了地个洞 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊阿姨压抑哟阿姨压抑哟 啊擦几个蛋这个蛋这个蛋这个蛋个鸡个蛋这个蛋找个洞 蛋几个蛋这个蛋这个蛋这个蛋个鸡个 蛋这个蛋找个洞 阿姨压抑哦 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哦 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哦诶 啊鸡低啊鸡动啊鸡打个地个洞 啊鸡地啊鸡打个洞 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哦 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊哦诶 啊鸡低啊鸡动啊鸡打个地个洞 啊鸡低啊鸡打个洞 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊阿姨压抑哟阿姨压抑哟 啊擦几个蛋这个蛋这个蛋这个蛋个鸡个 蛋这个蛋找个洞 蛋几个蛋这个蛋这个蛋这个蛋个鸡个 蛋这个蛋找个洞 阿姨压抑哟 阿姨压抑阿姨压抑阿姨压抑阿姨 啊擦几个蛋这个蛋这个蛋这个蛋个鸡个 蛋这个蛋找个洞 蛋几个蛋这个蛋这个蛋这个蛋个鸡个 蛋这个蛋找个洞 阿姨压抑哟 大衣泳衣大姨脱衣大衣泳衣大姨脱衣 大姨二用 大衣泳衣大姨脱衣大衣泳衣大姨脱衣 大衣泳衣大姨快来咯 大衣用力大姨脱类（后面为鸟语，可理解为肠胃运动）^ 大姨大一捅

diuleelomei 2 weeks ago tanjui
2 weeks ago crazy fellow

tanjui 2 weeks ago dogsstuff
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Crazy asian mother fucker..

dogsstuff 2 weeks ago dgracian0
2 weeks ago 2  yeahh.....what jajabin said........

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dgracian0 2 weeks ago 2  esplin14
2 weeks ago what the fuck is she singing?

esplin14 2 weeks ago zczzq
2 weeks ago 2  印度神曲表示毫無壓力。。

zczzq 2 weeks ago 2  Leeweeting
2 weeks ago 黎叔依傢好孬！事情很严重！

Leeweeting 2 weeks ago phorosh
2 weeks ago is she a human being?

phorosh 2 weeks ago chakazul
2 weeks ago 2  大個仔大個仔大個仔大個仔大個仔大個仔大個仔大個仔大個仔大個仔­大個仔大個仔大個仔大個仔大個仔大個仔大個仔大個仔

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chakazul 2 weeks ago 2  FalseSecurity
2 weeks ago Do the robot!

FalseSecurity 2 weeks ago 1rturnip
2 weeks ago @FalseSecurity

I saw that too 1:01 >.<

1rturnip 2 weeks ago lanceoyes
2 weeks ago 哎哦 哎哦 那个点 那个洞 那个点 那个洞 哎哦 哎哦！ 这么有伤风化的歌曲竟然上了CCAV！

lanceoyes 2 weeks ago wzh1207
2 weeks ago @lanceoyes 原来歌词是这个意思。 牛

wzh1207 2 weeks ago kungfusel
2 weeks ago but she does have an amazing voice though. it's a bit strange but no more strange than any other typical Chinese singing, like Peking opera or other operas they have in China. I think it's pretty cool~

kungfusel 2 weeks ago kmach1993
2 weeks ago absolute mindfuck....

kmach1993 2 weeks ago xXxXJaRRoDXxXx
2 weeks ago 中国竟然有这样的神曲！！！很负责地告诉你听一万遍你也不会唱！&shy;

xXxXJaRRoDXxXx 2 weeks ago ainvdoghouse
2 weeks ago yoko

ainvdoghouse 2 weeks ago IEnjoyPlayingGames
2 weeks ago lipsync much?

IEnjoyPlayingGames 2 weeks ago theremoteholder
2 weeks ago lolololololololoololo

theremoteholder 2 weeks ago pmdddd
2 weeks ago 4  吹笙先生好投入！他一直没有笑。



pmdddd 2 weeks ago 4  Shirlayy
2 weeks ago it actually sounds nice after awhile.LOL.


Shirlayy 2 weeks ago pmdddd
2 weeks ago Comment removed jackyyu82
2 weeks ago 第一次聽幾搞笑,不過再聽又唔差真係

jackyyu82 2 weeks ago forevahuang
2 weeks ago Good stuff... So Talented!

forevahuang 2 weeks ago Ricky94925
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我個仔我個仔我個仔,,我個仔死左

Ricky94925 2 weeks ago Ricky94925
2 weeks ago 我個仔我個仔我個仔,,我個仔死

Ricky94925 2 weeks ago MrHarrion
2 weeks ago that chicks on a high!!!!!!!!!!!

MrHarrion 2 weeks ago Bo8223Bo
2 weeks ago 听了真他妈的难受

Bo8223Bo 2 weeks ago JacksonCamel
2 weeks ago OMG !!!LOL

JacksonCamel 2 weeks ago yeesnaw
2 weeks ago Yummy google translator, the title is as follows,

China actually has such a Divine Comedy Very responsible to tell you that listening to a thousand times you will

yeesnaw 2 weeks ago suckmysilencer747
2 weeks ago was this for the special olympics? Then i would understand...

suckmysilencer747 2 weeks ago unswgoldenleo
2 weeks ago 我已经会唱了。

unswgoldenleo 2 weeks ago jono431
2 weeks ago despite the several negative comments, this is pretty difficult t do and quite expertly executed 

jono431 2 weeks ago porksausage1234
2 weeks ago if u actually translate this u will realize what a long title this

porksausage1234 2 weeks ago fengzheng0501
2 weeks ago i totally cannot understand even though i am chinese-native speaker!!!

fengzheng0501 2 weeks ago xbendan123
2 weeks ago im asian, this is shit. sorry no offense

xbendan123 2 weeks ago yorken2000
2 weeks ago @xbendan123 , I think you are no better than shit, Sorry no offense.

yorken2000 2 weeks ago dudette3764
2 weeks ago Oh so this is actually a comedian, google translate

dudette3764 2 weeks ago haresama1990
2 weeks ago 卧槽...醒脑歌!绝对的醒脑歌!

haresama1990 2 weeks ago withxxxx
2 weeks ago 這是啥語言?

withxxxx 2 weeks ago iLuvPros
2 weeks ago Holy shit it's a asian women on ice! Dayum o_o scared the shit out of me this asian women needs psychotherapy o_o jeezuz christ god up dehre couhld here this shit music i feel so violated by daht shiittt singing no offence lmfao.

iLuvPros 2 weeks ago grip07PM
2 weeks ago @iLuvPros Don't worry...its meant to be comedy, if you could understand the title...

grip07PM 2 weeks ago leilei8965
2 weeks ago godsh

leilei8965 2 weeks ago newmanwong
2 weeks ago so funny , haha. 哎呀我的妈吖

newmanwong 2 weeks ago newmanwong
2 weeks ago so funny , haha. 

newmanwong 2 weeks ago janatajay
2 weeks ago this song is addictive to listen

janatajay 2 weeks ago SOHEUN2
2 weeks ago 2  plz even blink ur eyes, maam.....

SOHEUN2 2 weeks ago 2  h0niels
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get the fuck out my trending!

h0niels 2 weeks ago ImDistorted
2 weeks ago never heard anything like this in my life...

ImDistorted 2 weeks ago slackologist
2 weeks ago i wonder if there was any applause .. or just stunned silence from the audience :-) it was certainly impressive anyway :-)

slackologist 2 weeks ago Felix713
2 weeks ago she used traditional chinese singing-method ~~~~mixed all of them together...

Felix713 2 weeks ago anuthutantrum
2 weeks ago Best video on youtube!

anuthutantrum 2 weeks ago didi8620
2 weeks ago crazy...

didi8620 2 weeks ago lapseskenny
2 weeks ago 33  大個仔大個仔大個仔大個左...... ahhaa

大個底大個底大個底左個底......

底底底底底底底底底左

呀呀呀呀呀呀呀唷呀哦

我殺基我殺鵝我殺左

仔仔仔個底個仔打個仔大個朵....


lapseskenny 2 weeks ago 33  MrAss192
2 weeks ago Crazy asians..

MrAss192 2 weeks ago anna77014
2 weeks ago LMAO WTF THATS SO FUNNY i wonder what shes saying...

anna77014 2 weeks ago vedye
2 weeks ago @anna77014 there's no meaning no lyrics. all just sounds simulating the title meaning "nervous, uneasy"

vedye 2 weeks ago johnboykimchi
2 weeks ago WTF im Asian and i am confused LMAO bahahhahaa

johnboykimchi 2 weeks ago k0pyme
2 weeks ago the so called contemporary arts are all about weirdness. the weirder the better. you always get some idiots as followers. if you sell it successfully, you become a so called "famous artist".

k0pyme 2 weeks ago JimmyCoola
2 weeks ago @k0pyme like kanye west?

JimmyCoola 2 weeks ago anuthutantrum
2 weeks ago @k0pyme i reckon its pretty good, alot better than anything on western radio these days

anuthutantrum 2 weeks ago fireodemon
2 weeks ago LOLZ!!!

fireodemon 2 weeks ago thenickcn
2 weeks ago holy........

thenickcn 2 weeks ago beeebzzz
2 weeks ago 2  wwwwwwwwwwtf

beeebzzz 2 weeks ago 2  reirainway
2 weeks ago really interesting, cannot believe that this song was awarded in euro. LOL

reirainway 2 weeks ago xFlashFlashCarCrashx
2 weeks ago lol what

xFlashFlashCarCrashx 2 weeks ago BotanicalCreature
2 weeks ago omg, she's the chinese version of bobby mcferrin!!

BotanicalCreature 2 weeks ago lestatedogawa
2 weeks ago She achieved the finest form of singing...singing without meaningful words yet comprehensible to others...orz

lestatedogawa 2 weeks ago mvenom101
2 weeks ago HAHHAHAHAHA FUKING ASIANS!

mvenom101 2 weeks ago huiamywei
2 weeks ago 头回听这样的歌，觉得很滑稽，想象一下王菲唱这歌的样子....&shy;.哈哈哈

huiamywei 2 weeks ago Kelvin0027
2 weeks ago 睜大對眼唔代表識唱歌呀小姐



Kelvin0027 2 weeks ago blackxii1
2 weeks ago this is actually pretty cool.

blackxii1 2 weeks ago varundevm
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I don't know what the hell, if she was trying to sing or scream..... but It is unique and fantastic

varundevm 2 weeks ago varundevm
2 weeks ago 2  I don't know what the hell, if she was trying to sing or scream..... but It is unique and fantastic

varundevm 2 weeks ago 2  imeeyu
2 weeks ago 53  这首歌充分表达了母鸡下蛋时下不出蛋那种急切的心情

imeeyu 2 weeks ago 53  uniupload
2 weeks ago @imeeyu 听了觉得蛋疼.

uniupload 2 weeks ago ch1Co4019rep
2 weeks ago is this serious or a joke haha...what the hell just happened?!@?!

ch1Co4019rep 2 weeks ago sydneysu123
2 weeks ago shen le...



sydneysu123 2 weeks ago guohouzuo
2 weeks ago 看的我真冷

guohouzuo 2 weeks ago meninblack0110
2 weeks ago 她下一次演唱可以唱回同一句歌詞嗎.........

meninblack0110 2 weeks ago citictours
2 weeks ago it is soooooo funny, we kept laughing a lot when listen to it for the first time, then we felt loving in when listen to it for 2nd time,,,,,,,

wow, so splendid....

citictours 2 weeks ago rczz94
2 weeks ago 这个歌的歌词一定很容易就记住了

rczz94 2 weeks ago supaderp
2 weeks ago 6  THIS WOULD BE THE BEST ALARM RING TONE!!!

supaderp 2 weeks ago 6  ronnieyap91
2 weeks ago Can someone please translate the lyrics??? LMAO

ronnieyap91 2 weeks ago cloudsareyummiiXD
2 weeks ago haha this is so fuunyy

cloudsareyummiiXD 2 weeks ago mwmh91
2 weeks ago 2  most played on my itunes

mwmh91 2 weeks ago 2  daffordile
2 weeks ago speechless

daffordile 2 weeks ago TheJacksterman
2 weeks ago Somewhat strange...

TheJacksterman 2 weeks ago zhuxiangyu8
2 weeks ago 如果不看视频只听声音的话还以为是泼妇用方言骂街来！

zhuxiangyu8 2 weeks ago ayudan24688
2 weeks ago 给视频的名字加个英文描述把~

ayudan24688 2 weeks ago china194910
2 weeks ago 中国文化底蕴深厚

china194910 2 weeks ago jajabin
2 weeks ago 26  啊哦 啊哦诶 啊嘶嘚啊嘶嘚 啊嘶嘚咯嘚咯嘚 啊嘶嘚啊嘶嘚咯吺 啊哦 啊哦诶 啊嘶嘚啊嘶嘚 啊嘶嘚咯嘚咯嘚 啊嘶嘚啊嘶嘚咯吺 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊呀呦 啊呀呦 啊嘶嘚咯呔嘚咯呔 嘚咯呔嘚咯呔嘚啲吺 呔咯嘚呔咯嘚呔咯嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚呔咯嘚咯吺 唉呀呦 呔咯嘚呔咯嘚呔咯嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚呔咯嘚咯吺 呔咯嘚呔咯嘚呔咯嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚呔咯嘚咯吺 呔咯嘚呔咯嘚呔咯嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚呔咯嘚咯吺 呔咯嘚呔咯嘚呔咯嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚呔咯嘚咯吺 呔咯嘚呔咯嘚呔咯嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚呔咯嘚咯吺 呔咯嘚呔咯嘚呔咯嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚呔咯嘚咯吺 呔咯嘚呔咯嘚呔咯嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚呔咯嘚咯吺 呔咯嘚呔咯嘚呔咯嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚呔咯嘚咯吺 呔咯嘚呔咯嘚呔咯嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚呔咯嘚咯吺 啊咿呦咿 啊咿呦咿 啊咿呦咿 啊咿呦咿 呦 咳呀 呔咯嘚呔咯嘚呔咯嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚呔咯嘚咯吺 
jajabin 2 weeks ago 26  xinlisea
2 weeks ago @jajabin 您这也太敬业了

xinlisea 2 weeks ago jajabin
2 weeks ago 2  啊哦 啊哦诶 啊嘶嘚啊嘶嘚 啊嘶嘚咯嘚咯嘚 啊嘶嘚啊嘶嘚咯吺 啊哦 啊哦诶 啊嘶嘚啊嘶嘚 啊嘶嘚咯嘚咯嘚 啊嘶嘚啊嘶嘚咯吺 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊呀呦 啊呀呦 啊嘶嘚咯呔嘚咯呔嘚咯呔 嘚咯呔嘚啲吺嘚咯呔嘚咯吺 呔咯嘚呔咯嘚呔咯嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚呔咯嘚咯吺 唉呀呦 啊哦 啊哦诶 啊嘶嘚啊嘶嘚 啊嘶嘚咯嘚咯嘚 啊嘶嘚啊嘶嘚咯吺 啊哦 啊哦诶 啊嘶嘚啊嘶嘚 啊嘶嘚咯嘚咯嘚 啊嘶嘚啊嘶嘚咯吺 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊呀呦 啊呀呦 啊嘶嘚咯呔嘚咯呔嘚咯呔 嘚咯呔嘚啲吺嘚咯呔嘚咯吺 呔咯嘚呔咯嘚呔咯嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚呔咯嘚咯吺 唉呀呦 啊咿呀咿 啊咿呀咿 啊咿呀咿 啊咿呀咿 嘚咯呔嘚咯呔嘚咯呔 嘚咯呔嘚啲吺嘚咯呔嘚咯吺 呔咯嘚呔咯嘚呔咯嘚 呔咯嘚呔咯啲嘚呔咯嘚咯吺 唉呀呦 呔卟啲呔卟啲呔卟啲呔卟啲 呀儿咿儿呦 呔卟啲呔卟啲呔卟啲呔卟啲 呔卟啲呔咿呦 呔哈啦哈啦哈啦哈哩哈啦哈啦哩哈啦哈啦哩 呀咿呀咿呦 啊诶 啊咿啊咿呦 啊 啊咿呦 啊 咳咿呀咿呦 咳呀 
jajabin 2 weeks ago 2  kuangcong
2 weeks ago BRILLIANT !!!

kuangcong 2 weeks ago hitthebed
2 weeks ago 9981

hitthebed 2 weeks ago 23339876
2 weeks ago 一流^^

23339876 2 weeks ago VickyInDC2009
2 weeks ago 那个呆，那个呆，呆那个呆那个呆那个。。。冻

哎呦，啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~·

听个歌还被骂，哈哈

VickyInDC2009 2 weeks ago huantsuyoshi
2 weeks ago K歌房里会有这个歌吗？



huantsuyoshi 2 weeks ago coolnalu
2 weeks ago 听完菊花一紧

coolnalu 2 weeks ago joyflash2003
2 weeks ago Amazing! 

joyflash2003 2 weeks ago alfred881000
2 weeks ago 我 " 服" 了,

alfred881000 2 weeks ago cutiegammi
2 weeks ago Comment removed sophiestupid99
2 weeks ago 赞一个！无论音乐还是演唱都很自然，引人入胜。

sophiestupid99 2 weeks ago metoo1999
2 weeks ago show hide
shit ! 屎

metoo1999 2 weeks ago dzgg001
2 weeks ago @metoo1999 咳咳……

dzgg001 2 weeks ago shenlufei2005
2 weeks ago stark,,,.,..

shenlufei2005 2 weeks ago xukxukxuk
2 weeks ago 仙曲 听上100边 能成仙

xukxukxuk 2 weeks ago LeonardYu
2 weeks ago this is so cool

LeonardYu 2 weeks ago wildpippi
2 weeks ago 这就是传说中的曲高和寡吧 真不明白这是什么意思

wildpippi 2 weeks ago leonleeway2009
2 weeks ago 呵呵 不错 好听 很强悍

据说王菲还想翻唱来着 这歌不是一般人能翻唱的了的 呵呵

leonleeway2009 2 weeks ago gabrielzhang
2 weeks ago 哈哈哈哈，看得我哈哈大笑，浑身舒泰。

这玩艺绝对后现代。

gabrielzhang 2 weeks ago ar1hk
2 weeks ago 中國版的 The Fifth Element

ar1hk 2 weeks ago ydydeyadang
2 weeks ago @ar1hk 所以在老外那里获奖了嘛！哈哈哈！老外能听懂，我们听不听得懂不&shy;重要。

ydydeyadang 2 weeks ago BOWANG1234
2 weeks ago 歌曲风格迥异,非常强大!

BOWANG1234 2 weeks ago gydyp
2 weeks ago 这个值得顶一下啊

gydyp 2 weeks ago zhouo7o
2 weeks ago 呵呵，表情挺好，但是对眼儿了。

zhouo7o 2 weeks ago OctoberAndrew
2 weeks ago 6  3:36 那个男的在想 "开始犯病了"

Lol

不过很厉害， 至少是中国的风格

OctoberAndrew 2 weeks ago 6  SamGzOz
2 weeks ago This is real art.Interesting with the fabulous Chinese instruments.Excellent!

SamGzOz 2 weeks ago manfromars
2 weeks ago 表演神，歌曲算不上

manfromars 2 weeks ago linlinluvzore
2 weeks ago she arriving at 3.29

linlinluvzore 2 weeks ago linlinluvzore
2 weeks ago Comment removed xianyu3211
2 weeks ago 阿撒gi 阿撒do 阿撒里个刀～～～

xianyu3211 2 weeks ago li2mcmug
2 weeks ago ah e yey a yeyye ayeyeyeye oh aye oh


li2mcmug 2 weeks ago liningwzgl
2 weeks ago 果然神曲！国内网站看不清，这个倒不错，特翻墙前来朝拜！

liningwzgl 2 weeks ago djlobber
2 weeks ago 疯了吧！！！哈哈哈哈

djlobber 2 weeks ago martinwhat
2 weeks ago 我好愛哈哈哈哈

martinwhat 2 weeks ago richard5471
2 weeks ago 聽不出字的才是唱歌啊~

richard5471 2 weeks ago macbear747
2 weeks ago 2  神娜！給她50個讚......3:35大噴出

水笺

笑死我了~。。。。

心中有刀

我肚子疼了，梦兄要负责滴。

David

唱着唱着她好像要成斗鸡眼了。

自觉的梦游人

10楼11楼反应在肚子疼，俺不怕，这俺最怕是那些脑子跟着打个呆的前来索赔，……

孬歪甭

Vivaldi Anch il mar par che sommerga by Cecilia Bartoli
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WvYa1rH2ns
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNDMzNDg2NjQ=.html

什么都略懂一点

俄地歌深芽！！！

歪弟

偶觉得不错，创新嘛，只不过方向错了，跟下不出蛋憋坏的老母鸡学坏了

自觉的梦游人

照16楼的说法，14楼就是跟下蛋母鸡学好了，叫得顺溜，好像一下子下了十黄蛋似的，不仅咯咯蛋地叫，还不时蹦出几句意大利语，吾落个十黄蛋地哟~~~

tian295

龚琳娜：每次唱得都不一样 听一万遍你也学不会

这首曲子是没有歌词的，而且我的每一次演唱，发出的词也不一样。”
　　——早报记者专访《忐忑》作者，揭秘神曲创作真相
　　“我看了自己的表演，吓晕了！妈呀，眼睛怎么瞪那么大？”原来，不只网友觉得夸张，《忐忑》的演唱者龚琳娜在看到自己的表演后，也觉得异常恐怖。
　　昨日下午，记者联系上了刚从德国回到北京的她，对网友“加工”《忐忑》，翻译出“阿姨压抑……带个刀”，龚琳娜竟直言：“我知道我知道，笑死了，他们太有才了！”
　　为啥取名《忐忑》？
　　“因为我唱的时候上气不接下气”
　　《忐忑》之所以如此红，很大程度上是因为龚琳娜在3分45秒的演唱中，完全不知所云！她时而尖叫，时而吆喝，咿咿呀呀唱得很是给力。
　　按照网友的翻译，那唱的就是“那个呆，那个刀，阿塞大帝带个刀，阿姨压抑，阿姨压抑……”那到底唱的是什么呢？龚琳娜坦言：“其实这首曲子，是没有歌词的，而且我的每一次演唱，发出的词也不一样。”
　　《忐忑》出自龚琳娜的丈夫，德国作曲家老锣之手，因为长年研究中国传统民乐，老锣甚至比真正的中国音乐人还要拿手。“这已经是四五年前的旧作了，当时他写出来拿给我，唱得我上气不接下气，我觉得自己的心都快跳出来了。”
　　而夫妻俩的合作，向来都是龚琳娜来画龙点睛取名字，“为什么叫《忐忑》？因为这就是我演唱时的感受，这两个字很形象地表现出我心忽上忽下，很干脆。”
　　《忐忑》有美感吗？
　　“它只是很有力量，很有幽默感”
　　一首几年前的旧作，突然火得一塌糊涂，这是龚琳娜自己没有想到的。而这首歌第一次演唱并非是视频中的北京新春音乐会，而是去年，在龚琳娜的声乐老师、中国音乐学院著名声乐教授周文琴的音乐会上。“我唱了两首歌，一首是热门电视剧《血色浪漫》的主题歌，另一首就是《忐忑》。”也因为这次演出，北京某媒体将龚琳娜推荐到了北京新春音乐会，才有了如今在网络上热播的那段视频。
　　令人意外的是，与部分网友的认识一样，连龚琳娜自己都不觉得《忐忑》有美感，“它只是很有力量，很有幽默感。”在她看来，如果一定要解释这首歌曲是什么意思，“那就是在歌唱生命力，我要做的，就是要唱活生命！”
　　网友理解正确吗？
　　“笑死我了！想象力太丰富了”
　　对国内网友的反应，尤其是翻译的那些歌词，龚琳娜笑言她早就看过了，“笑死我了！他们想象力太丰富了，真的，我都没想到。”难道对某些庸俗的理解不生气？“不会，音乐是开放的，我的音乐给了大家想象的空间，如果大家听了什么想法都没有，那反倒是我的失败了。”
　　龚琳娜甚至同意网友将其理解为“心急火燎的妇女在叙事”、“农村小夫妻在山上，大自然中尽情释放自己的欲望”还有“带个刀”等搞笑想法，“我觉得真的太有趣了！没想到能给大家带来那么多快乐！”
　　而另一个爆笑点，在于龚琳娜演唱时夸张的表情，眉毛、眼睛和鼻子打架，说起这个，她自己先笑了起来：“哈哈！我之后也看过的，把我给吓得，吓晕了！妈呀，眼睛怎么瞪那么大？哇，脸都变形了，太恐怖了！”
　　龚琳娜直言，因为长期在国外做的是个人演唱会，不在电视上播，所以她完全没有考虑镜头，“当时是在人民大会堂的舞台嘛，很大，我就觉得如果自己动作不到位，观众就看不到我。”

水笺

这首歌俺同意理解为“心急火燎的妇女在叙事”的一说法，把妇女改为主妇也许更贴切。

自觉的梦游人

原来她自己都承认每遍唱的不是同一出戏，突然觉得，这样一解释反而显出此曲很淫，可以叫意淫嘿咻咏叹调什么的，又觉得很邪，或者就叫撒满叫鬼曲亦可。绝对不该叫神曲，那样实在有点亵渎神，……

水笺

原来她自己都承认每遍唱的不是同一出戏，突然觉得，这样一解释反而显出此曲很淫，可以叫意淫嘿咻咏叹调什么的，又觉得很邪，或者就叫撒满叫鬼曲亦可。绝对不该叫神曲，那样实在有点亵渎神，……
自觉的梦游人 发表于 2010-11-10 11:32

淫调不难唱，应该是张驰有度的那种。。。O(∩_∩)O哈哈~，

可这个曲调儿唱出来的确是有难度，以至于自己都把握不住，有明显的气急，如同一个女人叉着腰在同谁吵架，急了的时候，语无伦次，得理不骁人的状态，气息起伏高很大。边写边听，仍忍不住。。。O(∩_∩)0~

水笺

郭德纲唱神曲《忐忑》HIGH爆全场（大双簧）:

不会贴视频，就贴网址：http://video.sina.com.cn/v/b/44615182-1640601392.html

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有难度，笑死人。

孬歪甭

歌词：阿姨阿姨忧郁哟，阿姨忧郁带个刀，带个刀逮你的蛋来剁，带个刀逮­你的蛋来剁，哎呀哎呀呀，逮逮逮逮逮逮，剁剁剁剁剁剁剁，带个刀­逮你的蛋来剁……

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听了几遍，现在会唱鸟。

金秋

这个女的应该穿上《画皮》里女鬼的服装，张牙舞爪地演唱。

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特写

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上面的图片很高潮，比郭德纲的要抒情。

oversee

一边工作一边听李健的歌，鬼使神差突然想听忐忑；见鬼，还真越听越好听，“带---带----带的个刀”，很酣畅，很给力

呆瓜

恐怖地预告，该女巫将在兔年新春音乐会上嚎叫出CCTV进行二曲。